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The room tilted for a second. That’s the best way I can describe it. One moment I was standing beside the coffee machine at the office, feeding paperwork into the tray. The next moment the floor felt like it shifted under my feet.

“Laura?”

I grabbed the edge of the counter.

My coworker Megan looked at me from across the office. “You okay?”

“Yeah,” I said quickly, but I definitely wasn’t.

A wave of dizziness passed through me. My stomach rolled like I’d just stepped off a carnival ride.

Megan walked over with a worried look. “You look pale,” she said. “You sure you’re all right?”

“I’m fine,” I insisted.

She studied my face for a moment, then grinned. “Honestly, you look like you’re pregnant.”

We both laughed. The idea was ridiculous.

Still, the comment stayed in my head longer than it should have.

Around 4:00 that afternoon, I stopped by the CVS on 1st Avenue on my way home. I told myself it was just curiosity, a silly little check to prove Megan’s joke was wrong. The pharmacy aisle smelled faintly like cleaning products and plastic packaging.

I grabbed a pregnancy test and tossed it into my basket along with toothpaste so it wouldn’t look obvious.

Back home, I set the small white stick on the bathroom counter.

“Just for peace of mind,” I muttered to myself.

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